Born on the island of Melancholia, Karate Tentacles began her quest for world awesome at the tender age of 3 months. Already able to walk and talk, she voyaged on the open sea with an eagle named Jean Françaix. Jean was her closest friend until she reached the island of Bazilio Olara-Okello. She and Jean immediately docked their ship and were welcomed, not so kindly, by the natives of Bazilio Olara-Okello: the Laxmibai Nagar. They kidnapped her and Jean, keeping Jean locked up in a cage reinforced with Vanillekipferl. KT audaciously escaped the hands of the Laxmibai Nagar, but could not save Jean. Overcome with grief, she set off once again, trying to remember why she was spreading the words of awesome when it was so obvious people would not listen.
And then a glowing light came to her rescue. Hyaleucerea, the name of the light, was rather vociferous, and quite narcissistic. But, Hyaleucerea was good company, and someone to talk to. KT and her glowing light-friend spent most of their days listening to Ice Ice Baby and discussing the similarities between Bernadette Chirac and George Raff.
Then it rained. Hyaleucerea had to leave, for fear of dimming, and KT was alone again. Until, of course, she found the Nerdfighters.
And that’s where her story begins anew.
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